"Straightcation, I'm a Pussy!!!"

Here’s a few words that pretty much sum up my Straightcation:

Straightcationing (v): The act of pretending to be straight in order to fit in with the majority while vacationing.

Driving and Driving and Driving

Beer and Breweries

Hiking

Lily Pad Pond

Panoramic View of Dillon, Silverthorne, Frisco, etc.

Rat Tail: Both Wimmer’s and the guy working at Safeway (although it included all of his gray slicked back hair)

Cherry Creek

Shopping

“Your Team”

Cheap AND Yummy Chinese Food

Stinky Pinky

Hand Gestures

Wimmer’s Bumper Accident “I don’t have a good feeling about this maneuver”

Munchies: PB&J, Goldfish, Swedish Fish, Late Night Pizza, and every other snack in Wim’s place

Dos Locos

Margaritas

Corn Throw or what I’d Call Bean Bag Toss

Formal Dance Time (Love that Dress Up)

Karaoke

Shots

Chicken Fighting

Hot Tub

Sauna

Group Showers (Not Really….)

Naked Lady Cards

Asshole (including hat)

Cameras

Calendars: A² + Trish

Straight Talk

America’s Next Top Model (Love Kim.. ha)

Naps

Texting My Boo Who Stayed Home

Spending Time with Very Close Friends :P

I Love You Trisha Bo and Ashly Wims! Thanks for all the great memories!!! It was such a blast! You girls mean so much to me! Loves :P

Crap, we forgot to make our calendar and our music videos.. : A² + Trish... until next time.. upcoming 2010 calendars :PAnd Just in case you didn’t get anything from the words listed above, I’ve included a couple, which to me means more than a hundred, pictures!

 Here's what I learned while straightcationing:

Contraceptives are an important issue among straight women

Sometimes a penis will find it's way into the anal area, whether it is supposed to or not

Hand jobs aren't very exciting

It is okay to check out other women

Love for Shopping cuts across sexual preferences

"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"... straight or curved.. I'm not sure why liking someone of the opposite sex means you're straight, and it's gay not too.. hmm??? I like curved... jk

“Were You Saying Everything To Me Times Two? Why Can’t You Just Tell The Truth? If Somebody’s There, Then Tell Me Who!” Destiny's Child

"Boys, Boys, Boys.. We Like Boys in Cars... Boys, Boys, Boys.. Buy Us Drinks in Bars... Boys, Boys, Boys..  With Hairspray and Denim.. Boys, Boys, Boys.. We Love Them!"  Lady Gaga 

“They Say I’m Crazy, I Really Don’t Care.. That’s My Prerogative. They Say I’m Nasty, But I Don’t Give a Dam, Getting Boys Is How I Live” Britney Spears

"Tell Me, Did You Fall For a Shooting Star.. One Without a Permanent Scar, and Did You Miss Me While You Were Looking For Yourself Out There.. Now That She's Back From That Soul Vacation.. Tracing Her Way Through the Constellation.. Hey, Hey" -Train

I love the escapes!

JUNE-O

Fun things I got to do this month:

This is a picture to remind me of my best friend growing up, Trish! We were called the Bees because we never stopped talking so we sounded like little bees buzzing in the back of the car!

Art's Festival... good food and drinks
Great stuff to look at, especially the little chunker Zane.. so cute!
A time to spend with close friends!
No, I'm not hungover at all.. nope, nope, nope..


Lesbian Wedding at Sprint Mobile Ball Park (Franklin Covey Field)

Matisyahu at Club Sound
"Oh Man, I thought we were all down!" Definitely drunken times!

Fun Bus to Wendover for Krista's Bachelorette Party! Lots of girls playing the Roulette table.. so fun! Loved Number 6 and 13 that night.. of course 20 didn't hit (needless to say, Hooch lost her ass)! I have WAY better pictures, but out of respect for those involved, I will not post them! Lets just say, some stripper guy got a little crazy with the girls on the bus! We also got some guy to beatbox for Krista. It was a fun night, but ended at 12 for us when we returned to Salt Lake.. and for most of the other survivors... girls were puking on the bus and passing out.. luckily, the three amigos didn't get sick at all!

Creating Sock Puppets identical in nature to ourselves! Oh boy, aren't we cool?

The Lakers Taking the NBA Title for 2009! I love you Kobe :P and Thank god that basketball is over for now! Yay!

Wendover Softball Tournament
We got our asses kicked, but we had so much fun. Matt flying and diving all over in the outfield, me rounding third and falling flat on my face with my pants down... my nice backflop on my head... hmmm what else.. Grampa Jack being a gamblin' fool ("the machines are much more entertaining than this"). The buckets of rain that poured down on us while we waited in between games... our lovely team dinner where we never really got served... the cat litter all over the field... and Feef was there, that's entertainment in itself... Trisha's attempt at a slide where she had to crawl to the base... and of course, Britt and Matt for providing the team with a cooler full of water, gatorade, and beer (that kept getting refilled so it never got low)! I never did see anyone drink anything other than the beer though.. could that have contributed to our losses, or were the losses the reason for our intoxication!

Horseback Riding with Mom for Mother's Day (A month late).. then to Ahh Sushi afterwards for some sushi and sake bombs! I love my cute mom. I can't even explain how much it means to spend some time with her! The weather and the beauty of the Uinta Mountains created a feeling of serenity.. and I just wanted to hug all of the people I love. My horse, Copper, was a crazy son-of-a-bitch and she was super ADHD. She was either eating the whole way or trying to take a different route than my mom and the guide. She also kept trying to run me into a tree.. so many times I would have to push off the trees around me because she'd walked right into it and at the last minute she would dodge to the side and leave my leg to get squished.

311--- "Stay Positive and Love Your Life"
Pre-Party at Cody and Kaysi's beforehand
Ziggy Marley in the rain to open for 311
Beautiful sky to jam to the sounds with great people

Pride 2009.. Love it :P
Nothing like seeing a bunch of people happy to be who they are! Life is beautiful... celebrate it and the diversity that surrounds us!

Hooch's 23rd Birthday
Dinner at Winger's
Carebear Tattooes at Trisha's later, followed by shots of Patron :P

Ally's 23rd Birthday
We chilled and played some "Flip the Cup"
My team won.. of course :P

You can see who was stealing candy out of the pinata.. not me.. or did I?Bee's Game with Big D (Hooch's Dad), Kel, Michelle, John, and Hoochie

It was way fun.. until the rain started pouring down on us...

Savannah's 9th Birthday and Seeing Nicole's Way Cute Puppies (Bolt and Chloe)
Oh, I love them already. They are SO cute!
So many good times with people I consider to be very special!
It is difficult for me to understand how some people just can't be grateful for all the things they have! I am one of the luckiest people in the world! I can't imagine what my life would be like without these wonderful people. I wake up everyday with appreciation for all of the amazing things I have in my life and the phenomenal people I couldn't live without!

"These are the good ol' days, I don't care what they have to say.. These are the good ol' days.. all together now.. can this all be real?" - 311 "Never Ending Summer"